Monday, November 5, 2007

Ratatouille - What the Hell!

What The Heck Is This World Turning Into?
Now rats should be allowed to cook for humans? Dont get me wrong, i got nothing against rodents, well 'cept when they're running over your legs in the dark and nibbling on every food item they can place their teeny paws on. Your clothing, your shoes, your paper and if you're unlucky enough, you may even get sewer rats which are far bolder and aggressive than the regular ones. But does that mean i'd SMASH any disgusting rodent that crossed my sight...? Naaahhh, i love God's creatures too much.....



Especially this wee fellow to the left here. Meet Remy, star of Disney's new blockbuster - Ratatouille(quite a mouthful).

Aaany way, last Monday, i was supposed to be gathering clients for the telephone company i work with, Imagine Telecoms (talk bout em another day), and after a few 'not-interested's' , i decided to cheer meself up at the local cinema, and picked the only movie that met my 3 very very scrupulous tests for watchability: 1. Longer than 90mins 2. Decent enuff plot 3. Not a cent over €5(five euros) and guess who won hands down...



You just gotta give it to those Disney Imagineer's being able to personify qualities we all aim for in a rat. The movie's centers around Remy, a normal rat with an exceptional tongue. Refuses to eat the garbage the rest of his family devours, not that he's snotty, i guess he was just programmed differently from the rest of the pack. Remy dreams of becoming a great chef like his hero Gusteau with his famous catchphrase:
'Anyone can cook',